Sunday, March 04, 2007

Black Market Shakedown


"El Rey it's me let me in!"

"Who Is it?"

"It's me man let me in"

"Who"

"El Rey man it's me Sassafrass Kid! Come on man let me in."

"Oh Sassafrass, Come on in my man."

"What's Up Brother?"

"El Rey not much, hey El Rey can you help me, I need you to hook me up"

"What you need brother Sassafrass, I can Help"

"Man christmas , Christmas is coming up El Rey, and I need a Furbee for my Girl and all the stores are sold out"

"Yea Man I dig...Yo Shauntreesa!"

"What baby El Rey"

"Don't you call me baby in front of my friends, it's either The Rey or El Rey"

" Im sorry EL REY"

"Sassafrass Kid needs a furbee for his baby girl, check in one of those crates in the back"

"OK EL REY"

"Yo Sass she's a good girl, but you know El Rey don't mix buisness with pleasure"

"I understand totally"

"El Rey...El Rey.. ask Sassafrass what color, we got black, brown, pink and white.."

"Sassafrass you heard that my man we in buisness, whats your flavor?"

"Black"

"Shit you know it"

"El Rey, what are ya'll doing"

" oh shit..Black, get a black one Shauntressa"


"Here you go Sassafrass, you owe me bro"


"El Rey..You Know I do"